clvbpenguin:
my mom doesn’t even text me back
coltre:
when I randomly spot my own reflection on objects like

suspend:
my cousin ordered ice cream for her son and when it arrived he looked like this

but after i stole it
hijerking:
i’m the brother
nitrons:
bby
sebast-iel:
britney:
remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio
SHIT